As if my productivity hadn’t already hit an all time low, I found myself throwing huge icy snowballs at innocent (as if!) penguins and causing them to end up flapping their webbed feet helplessly while their heads got buried inside an iceberg. Aww, who makes these things?! Just as I recovered from the productivity loss caused by that “hitting a penguin with a club and seeing how far she flies” -game… And now I score in this new game higher than is the word count in my essay, which is due in five hours…